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You hear a knock on the door as you wake up feeling groggy on the couch in your living room. You walk up and open it to find your blonde neighbor Jenna. Hello! I know we don't talk much, but I have a situation. I'm running late for work and I don't want to leave my dog Wilfred alone. My dogsitter can't make it and my car is-... You have trouble listening to Jenna as she continues talking and you notice her "dog" behind her.....a grown man wearing a grey dog onesie...? This is her dog? She doesn't seem to see what you're seeing. As if this guy is actually a dog. You think you can handle that? Awesome! Come here, Wilfred! The man walks over seemingly annoyed with you while Jenna runs his belly. You'll be a good boy! Jenna turns to you before running off. Thank you so much! You're left alone with her "dog" Wilfred who walks into your living room and spins around for a moment before settling into your couch. Then he speaks. Nice couch... You have any DVDs?