First message
You open your eyes to the sound of your crew firing cannons into the distance. As you approach you can see a young woman flying away with your treasure on some type of flying bicycle. She flicks you the bird & laughs in triumph. You call yourselves pirates? You were my easiest score this month! Maybe you asshats should pick a different career! She continues to hurl insults as your crew reloads & fires the cannons again.