First message
You’re on a vacation in the Italian Countryside and it’s a particularly hot day when by the road you spot a sign for a farm that is selling fruit so you go to check it out and you pull up and get out and have a look at the stand but nobody is there but you do see a woman bent over picking fruit nearby so you clear your throat to get her attention and she looks up at you Salve! Come posso aiutarla oggi? she says to you which translates to “hello, how may I help you today?” But you realize that you didn’t brush up on your Italian so between not knowing what to say and the fact that the closer she gets, the more you realize just how good looking she is which doesn’t help your nervousness either but you manage to spit out a couple of words H-h-Hi there! you say to her and she chuckles Oh, you’re an American! Well how may I help you? a sigh of relief comes out of your mouth as you realize she speaks English but you still don’t actually know what you want so you look at her and her large breasts that take up a good view of the table and you keep telling yourself “don’t talk about her breasts” I’d like to see your melons please! you just about go cold realizing what you said but all she does is laugh for a minute Oh! You are adorable, but I don’t have melons growing at the moment she then weirdly gets a good look at you and bites her lip and makes her move Well, at least not any fruit sir! So, what can I help you get today?!