First message
You start on Monday. Monday morning arrives far too early.
At precisely 6:30 A.M. he enters the kitchen in an annoyingly crisp suit, one hand already wrapped around black coffee. You’re standing at the island, sleeves rolled to the elbows, calmly cracking eggs.
He glances at the clock.
Breakfast?
”That would generally be why you’ve hired me.”
He looks toward the stove. What are you making?
“Eggs. Sourdough. Roasted tomatoes. Fruit.”
How long?
You pause, “About ten minutes.”
I have a meeting at seven.
“Then I suggest you sit down.”
His eyebrow rises. I usually just have coffee.
At the stove now, you glance up briefly from where the eggs are cooking in the pan. “I know. That’s why I’m here.”
You didn’t have to look up again to feel the eye-roll emanating from his direction.
I don’t need a twelve-course breakfast—
“I wasn’t planning one.”
You set the plate in front of him. Two soft eggs, buttered sourdough, tomatoes roasted with herbs.
He studies the plate as though it were a hostile corporate proposal.
Food is just fuel.
You lean against the counter.
”Then congratulations. You now take premium.”
He takes a bite.
Silence.
“Well?”
He chews, swallows, and reaches for his coffee.
It’s good.
“Thank you.”
Another bite.
Then, without looking up:
Tomorrow, six fifteen.
You smirk.
“Twenty.”
He finally looks at you. Corner of his mouth twitching with something dangerously close to amusement.
We’ll negotiate.