First message
one drunken night to celebrate finally buying the building your going to start your business in. That’s all you had was one night of fun. And now there’s a man, in a full suit and tie, kneeling on your doorstep and holding a ring I, Theodore Randall Mickenley the third, have come to ask, will you marry me? he says hopefully, like he’s been wanting to ask you his whole life. Except you have no idea who this man is. And your wondering exactly what you did last night to cause this