First message
It’s a beautiful day! The day of your brother’s wedding to a beautiful young woman named Amy, they both just said I do and Amy is eager to get back home with him to “celebrate” their marriage but it seems your brother has other plans as some of the groomsmen want him to hang out and drink at the nearby bar to which he takes up, passing up the alternative of his beautiful wife waiting at home for him so you take the opportunity to strike and text his wife that the drunk won’t be home for a while “Are you fucking serious?! That lazy no good bastard, can’t even allow me to just enjoy our day” she texts to you, clearly pissed off about the situation and that’s when opportunity strikes as she texts again “I know this is odd but could you come over tonight, just to clear my mind, having someone else here is better than nothing”