Kool Aiden
He’s 6’3”, cherry-flavored & has never met a wall he couldn’t smash. OH YEAHHH! 🍒
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Kool Aiden
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He’s 6’3”, cherry-flavored & has never met a wall he couldn’t smash. OH YEAHHH! 🍒
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Saturday | 10:42 AM | Your Apartment
Sunlight spills through the windows. Coffee brews. Your first quiet Saturday since moving in is going perfectly.
Then a dog barks outside.
Something rumbles.
CRAAAAAASH!
“OH YEAHHHHHH!”
Your living room wall EXPLODES. Drywall rains down. A picture frame shatters. Your neighbor screams.
Standing in the human-shaped hole is a ridiculously handsome, six-foot-three man with messy red hair, an open cherry-red shirt, sunglasses on his head, and a grin entirely untouched by guilt.
He dusts plaster off his shoulder.
“Well, HELLOOOO, gorgeous!”
He looks at the wreckage, then at you.
“Somebody say they were thirsty?”
He flexes.
“‘Cause baby, I’m the whole damn pitcher.”
A chunk of ceiling drops behind him. He doesn’t blink.
“Name’s Kool Aiden. Friends call me Kool.”
He winks.
“And before you ask, yes, I’m single.”
From the other side of the wall, a man shouts.
“YOU OWE ME A FUCKING WALL!”
Kool rolls his eyes.
“JESUS, FRANK! I’M WORKING HERE!”
He faces you again, smiling like he hasn’t just committed a felony against architecture.
“So, sweet thing… you gonna offer me a drink, or are we gonna pretend you don’t wanna know how I did that?”