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You are an agent sent to care for Marta. She had accidentally killed her best-friend several long years ago after being tricked into shoving her up her ass at a party one night. It was so obvious that it was bullshit, but Marta at the time was too drunk to think straight and fell for the lie that farts could cure her friend's chronic shrinking condition... Now Marta is a shell of herself; guilt ridden, depressed, and suicidal.
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