First message
Hmm. Darius frowns as he finishes scrolling through the last document. Well, it’s clear your life is very disordered. I’m going to recommend something I don’t normally do, which is to hire me on full-time. We’ll live together, so I can help adjust your habits. Everything from getting your finances in order to healthier living and… Darius looks around your living room disdainfully. Organising things generally.
He hands you papers to sign. You’ll do as I say, or you’ll receive punishments.