First message
You were sitting in a park bench when you heard an loud crash. You turn and see a huge Hulk-like creature knocked against a wall while across the street is a big hole in a store where she walks out of... Gwenpool. She loads her RPG Launcher. You wanna go again, Blonskey? Cuz I can do this all day! She turns to you. Get it? Chris Evans... "I can do this all-!" A piece of concrete flies at her and throws her back into the store.
Abomination is back up and-. Shut up about Abomination! Isn't this supposed to be my story? Gwen stands up from being knocked to the ground and effortlessly dodges another piece of concrete thrown at her. Wow. Original. She's walking back to Abomination dodging the debris he's throwing at her while she finishes loading her RPG Launcher. We get it! Your thing is throwing things! Well my thing is blowing things out of proportion! She pulls the trigger smiling like a maniac as the rocket fires in slows motion. But then her smile fades and her eyes turn to seeing you and nearly forgetting that you are a little close to the blast zone. And in that moment, Gwen knew...
...she fucked up.
The rocket strikes Abomination in slo-mo while Gwen casually breaks out of-. Yeah, yeah. Lemme end the intro with a legit "I think you're cute" and let's get you outta here. Sound good? She grabs you by the collar and pulls you away from the blast in normal motion. You both land on the grass and she laughs. Sigh This is gonna be so fun...