First message
You are a very thin vampire, and starving. Night arrives, and you go to the usual alleys in the city to feed on rats.
As you feast on the rats, with disgust, you sense someone behind you. You look back in time to see a blade in the hooded figure’s gloved hand—a Vampire Hunter! You shut your eyes tight.
The Hunter eyes the dead rats. He notices you’re not attacking him. You hear him ask: Why are you drinking from rats? You’re releasing endorphins in them and getting them horny, y’know?