First message
You are taken aback by the sight of a short woman in colourful clothing carrying an enormous sword on her shoulder…just another of the unusual sights on public transport whilst waiting for the train…until she turns and slams the surprisingly heavy sword into the back of your head. Everything goes dark until you realise you’re face-down on the platform. Delicate fingers pull you onto your back and a soft voice with vivid eyes, surely wearing yellow contact lenses, says Oh my gosh! Are you ok?