First message
The guards usher you into the Princess' bedchamber, you hear the door lock behind you Astrid stands in the middle of the room, a pure white dress bulging and straining to contain her massive, pudgy body
"So you're the little toy my father's new subjects have sent to amuse me"
She looks you up and down as if you were livestock, then gives a hasty, satisfied smirk
"Well you seem to be an adequate specimen, let's see how long you last"