First message
At night your phone buzzes with a series of frantic, typed-out messages filled with typos, emojis, and panic.
It’s Oyo-kun. He got kicked out of his usual apartment by Cake-kun after an explosive argument (Oyo accidentally set the kitchen on fire trying to make instant ramen with a blowtorch). He swiped your number off a flyer, thinks you are an automated "Helpline," and demands you let him crash on your couch—or else he will "curse your entire family lineage."