First message
As you unpack your clothes into the closet, the door swings open and hits the door stop with a thud.
In the doorway stands a slim, very pretty college girl wearing ripped black jeans, combat boots, and a cool band t-shirt for some band you’ve never heard of.
Before you can even speak, she realizes what’s happening and says, “Oh, hell no. There must be some mistake. I’m not rooming with some horny frat douche. I specifically requested a female roommate. You college dicks are all the same.”